Valentines and premature e-lack…

Happy Valentine’s day!  Any interesting plans? From experience, I know that one of the sadder ways to enjoy valentines as Continue reading →

Shifty shades of Dave

Believe it or not, I can count the number of women I have kissed in my lifetime on the fingers Continue reading →

Gifted with a sexless future?

  Christmas is over, and there will be no more gifts for me for a while, particularly as my birthday Continue reading →